22/12/05 - Christmas Carol
In case you were already getting withdrawal
symptoms from Countdown being away for Christmas, Carol appeared on Sky One tonight presenting her Big Brain
Game (check out the the pics on our updates page!) She is also on over Christmas in two Countdown
special programes being shown in tribute to Richard Whitely!
19/1/04 - Carol
to Appear in GQ Shock!
Looks like she was paying attention to this
site (see below!) as earlier this evening on Richard and Judy's programme she announced that she's done a photo shoot
for GQ! I kid you not!
According to Carol the issue will be out
towards the end of March, so not long to wait!
Maybe she could look at some more of the
ideas below and do them! You know the one about the date and the hotel!
5/1/04 - Carol's New
Year's Resolutions ... We'd Like to See!
Carol announces that she's going to pose
half-undressed for FHM, or any of the lad's mags, or even better - naked for a top shelf!
Channel Four announces a late night adult
Countdown in which Carol plays along against the contestants, and if she loses a round, has to take something off!
Strip Countdown!! Can you imagine her slowly peeling her jeans down over that arse!!
And best of all! Carol requests a date,
and a stay overnight at a hotel with the webmaster of The Carol Vorderman Fanatic! (Well I can dream!!)
9/12/03 - No Sex Please
Carol must have got wise to all you videocappers
out there because on this afternoon's edition of Countdown she avoided putting up both the words: EROTIC and PANTIES!
(I bet Carol was wearing erotic panties though!)
Next time it happens please show
us your PANTIES Carol!!
I'm still waitng for the word FANATIC
to crop up, to see if she mention's my site! I'd love to hear my site's name uttered from her sweet lips!
9/12/03 - Things in
Someone posted some witty (if a little smutty)
things they'd like to be in Carol's life on The Sexy Vote, I've added some of my own. If anyone else has any fantasies
of what they'd like to be in Carol's life, either post them on the Sexy Vote or in the Guestbook. Obviously we'd all like
to be her lover, so don't just say that! See pic (right) for what I'd like to be in Carol's life most (her armchair!)
4/12/03 - Nice Brain!
Carol recently agreed to Dr Lythgoe and
colleagues at University College London scanning her brain to promote a lecture series run by broadsheet rag The Telegraph
and the healthcare company Novartis, and funded by the National Endowment for Science, Technology and the Arts, Nesta.
I don't know about you but I can think
of better things I'd rather look at than her brain!!
Maybe they should have photocopied her
bum on the University photocopier instead!!
Perhaps she should donate her brain to
medical science, and her body to me - now!!
Well I don't know about you but I keep
missing Countdown thanks to them moving it to an earlier slot, only caught about 20 minutes this week! It's
just not enough to feast my lusting eyes on the Vord!! She looked as stunning as ever in a white shirt and black
jeans though, and I caught that arse once or twice - was the best twenty minutes of the week! I'll have to start setting
We've lost Grand Slam for the time being,
on which Carol always looked fantastic, so might as well go straight out to the pub after Countdown on a Friday now!!
All you students will probably miss Countdown now that it has been moved to 3.15, hope you've got a video!
Well at the moment we're spoilt with Carol
TV, there's Countdown, Better Homes ... but Carol usually looks best on Grand Slam, wearing lots of eyeliner, making her look
dark and sexy, and usually teasing us by showing plenty cleavage!! Friday nights can't come round soon enough at
the moment!! What does everyone else think?
Carol looked fantastic tonight
on Countdown in red shirt and red jeans (showing off that great arse!) Need I say more?! Every time she
turned towards the board I gorged myself on it!! More jeans on Countdown Carol, especially the tight variety!
Carol was voted the 68th worst Briton
on Channel Four on Saturday night. Not to worry though Carol - because we think you're the sexiest Briton!!! Right
Carol was talking about my favourite subject
- her arse - yesterday on Countdown. Saying that the reason she wears black a lot is to hide her "generously
proportioned bum". Why hide it?!!! I love your arse Carol!! and every other wonderfull inch of you!!
I'm sure everyone
who visits this site is in agreement, right guys?!
This afternoon a repeat of Better Homes
brought us Carol as we like her best - in tight denim jeans!! I am becoming obsessed with her arse !! I
was hoping for more shots of her with her back to the camera so I could admire it more. Those jeans were really tight
though!! You could see every contour of her lower half - turn on or what!!!!
Leather jeans on Countdown today!!
Nicely wrapped round that fit arse of hers!!
Talking of Carol's wonderful derierre,
I've just recieved some pics of her from her apearance on the Ant and Dec show, so I'll put them up soon - and then you can
gaze in wonder at her awsome bot!
Did everyone see Carol on the Pride
of Britain Awards last night, looking good in another red dress - red suits Carol!
Carol was sporting
the schoolgirl look on tonight's Countdown! What with the light blue shirt and the dark blue skirt - wow!
Good viewing yesterday cos not only did
we get Carol on Countdown but immediately following she appeared throughout Richard and Judy's programme! She
was wearing a suit with a short skirt - showing lots of leg!!
But the best
came later when she played You Say We Pay with Richard, and she was facing the camera - legs everywhere!! spreading
Just as I was getting over EROTICA
on Monday's Countdown, yesterday we got: PANTIES spelt out on the board next to Carol! A doctored pic of this
has been going around the internet for some time! Carol looked great in black on today's show by the way!!
One of the contestants on Countdown
got the word "erotica". To see the letters spelling out EROTICA on the board next to Carol was great! If
anyone got a vidcap of that please email it to me, it's a classic!
Apparently, according to someone on the
guestbook at the Uncle Remus Carol site, I missed out on seeing Carol on Ant and Dec last night, in tight jeans showing off
her gorgeous arse! If anyone saw the show get in touch by email or in my guestbook and tell me all about it!
Carol appeared on Today with Des
and Mel this afternoon, looking good in blue jeans and a top with "I'm feeling very, very happy!" written on it.
On the programme she talked about - amongst other things - the dresses she has worn at awards ceremonies and has been critisised
for wearing, saying that she should be allowed to wear what she wants - we quite agree (let's have more of the same in the
A welcome return for Countdown, complete
with new set. Although who looks at the set?! Carol looked as stunning as ever, dressed in black and pointed out
that now she can see Richard Whiteley from where she stands (not a good start to her New Year then!)
I can't think of any better
way of spending the early part of New Year's Eve than watching Carol, who presented Britain's Brainiest Kids, and
Star Lives. That's two hours in all, by the way! Which more than made up for the fact that Countdown wasn't on over the Christmas fortnight. What would we do without our Carol fix?!
A programme in Carol's home improvement
show, Better Homes, was repeated last night.